Genuine Fresh Horoscopes
You can't have a fair without a fortune teller, as we are so often reminded by the National Union of Fortune Tellers and Angry Peasant Farmers. And they have a history of stabbing recalcitrant fair organisers with pitchforks, so we're not inclined to argue.
Nevertheless, we can't condone the crystal ball gazing nonsense that other fairs make do with. Instead, we look to the noble science of astrology for our predictions. Simply type in your name and date of birth to get your very own personalised horoscope.